by Missy Stevens | Family, Whatever
We took a family field trip to Costco last Friday, and we were on a mission. Our objective was to obtain what we needed for a cocktail party that evening. Nothing more. We failed. When it was time to leave, I told the children that we did not have room for both of...
by Missy Stevens | Family
Not a plank. A toenail. There was a toenail in my eye. Just typing it completely grosses me out. My guess is you’re both disgusted and curious. I can’t help you with the disgust, but I can solve your curiosity. As I was clipping my toddler’s...
by Missy Stevens | Family
My kids are good sleepers. Usually. We have our issues, of course, because they are kids and are required by some unwritten law to test every boundary, pushing the limits of parental patience. I wrote once before about my oldest’s ninja-like stealth after...
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by Missy Stevens | Family
Not the way I planned. That’s how. This was supposed to be, officially: Clean Up This Crap and Get Things Done Weekend. Or, what my parents always called Butts and Elbows Time. As in, we don’t want to see anything except butts and elbows, because everyone...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
I was not planning to post today, but I love this clip from my TV boyfriend and the adorable, also TV-boyfriend-worthy, Justin Timberlake. Had to share (the clip, not my boyfriend – back off). And while we’re here, I wonder… do you have a TV romance?...
Lapsed homemaker. Looking to hire a full-time housekeeper who will work for the sheer joy of a job well done and free coffee. Interested parties, DM please. 
