by Missy Stevens | Family
I love all of us. You, you, that weird dude over there. We are good people. With the exception of some very not good people in the world, we’re alright. But we are also all stupid. We do things that make our lives harder than they need to be. I blame Pinterest...
by Missy Stevens | Family
I think I’m a patient person. Hold on. My husband, Mark, just read that sentence and he can’t stop laughing. It’s distracting me, and I can’t write. Okay, that’s enough laughing, Mark. Stop it. Really. Stop, NOW. As I was saying,...
by Missy Stevens | Family
My college girlfriends and I recently went on an early Spring Break trip to New York City. We took a cupcake tour with a guide who was 23, if that. Along the way we realized that, in our tour guide’s eyes, we probably looked like old ladies. Twenty years...
by Missy Stevens | Family
Happy New Year! I know it was 6 days ago, but I’m only now ready to kick off the vacation blanket I’ve been under since December 20. It’s not a literal blanket, except for some of every day when it is absolutely a literal blanket and a cup of coffee...
by Missy Stevens | Family
Today we are not discussing a couple things. We’re not discussing how many days you have left to finish Christmas shopping. If we were discussing it, I’d tell you that there are 18 days, 19 if you’re completely insane and Amazon gets that drone...
by Missy Stevens | Family
‘Twas the night post Thanksgiving, And all through the house Were boxes of Christmas crap, The mess made me grouse. Ha. You thought I was doing an entire post in verse, didn’t you (unless, of course, you have the power of scanning ahead to see that in a...
Lapsed homemaker. Looking to hire a full-time housekeeper who will work for the sheer joy of a job well done and free coffee. Interested parties, DM please. 
