by Missy Stevens | Books and Writing, Whatever
But wait, I thought it was Tuesday. Missy never posts on Tuesdays anymore. Sorry to confuse you. It is, in fact, Tuesday. But I’m not actually posting. I’m just here to tell you to go visit me over there —> on the lovely Heather’s site,...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
I don’t know yet if this is going to be a traditional list of 10 things. I’m creating it live (so exciting for you, reading it after the Super Bowl, yes?) and don’t know how long I’m going to hang in there. I should clarify that I’m creating the list live as I watch...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
The auto post feature and I do not get along. Once again, it failed me. But you know, I took it as a sign: 1. That post was so lame. Sometimes it’s hard to know at first what’s lame and what’s not. Like Style Snaps. Have you seen these? In theory,...
by Missy Stevens | Family
I was flipping through a magazine the other day, only looking at the pictures because I was supposed to be cleaning the house. I assuaged my guilt by committing half-assed procrastination. Reading the articles would have been earnest procrastination. In this magazine...
by Missy Stevens | Books and Writing
I’m an hour and a half from home, and I’m not thinking kind thoughts about the people sitting around me. They breathe funny. I nearly hate them. I don’t know them, but I am certain they are wretched souls. This happens to me when I leave. It happened...
Lapsed homemaker. Looking to hire a full-time housekeeper who will work for the sheer joy of a job well done and free coffee. Interested parties, DM please. 
