Stuff I Forgot to Tell You

Stuff I Forgot to Tell You

Since I haven’t been a frequent flier here lately, I’ve forgotten to tell you some things. One day perhaps I’ll return to posts with a point, but today’s not the day. Depending on how you view the world, I have either a lot of little points...
Stuff I Forgot to Tell You

What’s Shakin’, Bacon?

I live with a five year old. What’s shakin’, bacon? goes over big here. You know what is going to suck? When my kids no longer think I’m the funniest person on the planet. I’m a big deal to a couple of small boys in my house (they’re my...
Stuff I Forgot to Tell You

Shakes Fist at Tina Fey

For keeping me up all night. I started reading Bossypants last night and could not put it down. Finally, at almost one in the morning, I forced myself to stop reading. But Tina. No, she had other plans. All night I bounced between two recurring Tina Fey dreams....
Stuff I Forgot to Tell You

Impossible (The Heart Test, Revisited)

Part of this post has appeared here before. In honor of the upcoming Mother’s Day, I give you an expanded, never before seen version. *** He was quiet while we buckled his car seat. He’s long, lanky now. His face looks more like that of a boy than a baby. I...