by Missy Stevens | Whatever
To all my Twitter holdouts, let me just say I understand your lack of interest in this post. I used to roll my eyes when people talked about Twitter. But then I saw the error of my ways. All I can do is pray that you, too, will one day join me in the virtual hug that...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
There’s a lot I do not understand about the world. For the most part, however, I’m okay with not understanding. There’s only so much space in my brain, and I’m pretty sure it’s been at capacity since around the seventh grade. I’m...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
My birthday* is later this month, and if 17-year-old me had known that 37-year-old me would be A) blogging and B) blogging about white distilled vinegar, 17-year-old me would have first rolled her eyes, as she was an eye-rolling-professional. And then she would have...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
Did you come back for more ranting? I’m so glad. Let’s get started. Now, because at heart I want to be kind and fair, I will say this up front: I met a lot of nice fans from the other team. I met people who were warm and funny, and very gracious after the...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
I’m no Countess, so I won’t dare to write a blog post in which I claim to know everything there is about class or manners. I come from people who wear fake mustaches to Christmas Eve dinner, so I really don’t have much basis for telling you anything....
by Missy Stevens | Food, Whatever
An education is what you have left over after you’ve forgotten everything you learned. Somebody said that, or something along those lines. I’ve seen it attributed to Einstein. And Lennon. Whoever said it, I find that it mostly holds true for me. You know I...
Lapsed homemaker. Looking to hire a full-time housekeeper who will work for the sheer joy of a job well done and free coffee. Interested parties, DM please. 
