by Missy Stevens | Family
I think I’m a patient person. Hold on. My husband, Mark, just read that sentence and he can’t stop laughing. It’s distracting me, and I can’t write. Okay, that’s enough laughing, Mark. Stop it. Really. Stop, NOW. As I was saying,...
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by Missy Stevens | Tries New Things, Whatever
How to Make a Wreath in 40 Easy Steps (Alternate title: Stupid Pinterest, Stupid Crafts, Stupid Hot Glue Guns. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.) Step 1: Start a new Pinterest account. The old one is full of inspirational quotes and complicated recipes. This new account will be...
by Missy Stevens | Books and Writing
There’s a little thing going around called How I Write. Normally when someone says there’s a little thing going around I run to the nearest hand washing station and scrub away. Then I drink a concoction of apple cider vinegar, cranberry juice, and lemon...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
I like to think I’m friendly and neighborly and blah, blah, blah, people like me. Of course I learned a long time ago that not everyone is going to like me. I got real comfy with the idea that four out of five dentists/all the people will not agree I’m an...
by Missy Stevens | Whatever
I’ve got a bone to pick with, well, everyone and everything. Oh, you know what you did. Do you ever feel this way? If not, move along, because we can’t be friends. You’re lovely, but honestly, you never get irrationally angry at the entire world? The...
Lapsed homemaker. Looking to hire a full-time housekeeper who will work for the sheer joy of a job well done and free coffee. Interested parties, DM please. 
